nutcase equanimity

To discover your meaning of life, take the following steps:

1. Poop

   Some say that the "purpose" of anything alive is to make more of its own. That separates our common goal. Every living thing, bacteria to human, is here to change matter. Yes … eat and poop. This is the meaning of life.

2. Reject

   The bleak outlook of Statement 1 may bring a smile to your face, especially if you are feeling a bit aimless in life and/or spirituality. Regardless, you need to come up with your own reason for living. Follow this philosophy, whatever it may be, until you can whole-heartedly reject Statement 1.