Inconsistent bible, fisting, and randy angels

A very Jewish dude sat next to me on a plan trip as I flew to DC after a bar- + bat-mitzvah in San Antonio. This guy went on for hours with enthusiasm about inconsistencies in the bible. Of course I had to validate what he was saying and came across the following link, a point-and-counterpoint between believers and skeptics. In talking about this with a neo-orthodox friend of mine, she asked why a Jewish person would pick apart the bible. I responded that it is the culture of Jews to do this brainiac stuff. Then the conversation moved to fisting. But I still have a big question … if angels are real, and angels come from humans, won’t angels come down to watch hot people bathe?

Anyway, read http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com and then answer me this, how does the bible feel about fisting? How about if an angel does it?

One Response to “Inconsistent bible, fisting, and randy angels”

  1. Mimi Says:

    San Antonio is significantly closer to Austin than Houston, budy. Maybe I actually did see you this weekend.

    Fisting is ok…just remember, lube is your friend.

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